The new episode is called “Vampire Stripper”.
The teaser photo at the start of the clip shows a sexy lass in a military style regalia apparently ready to strip off.
You press play, are welcomed to a rural pub doubling as a strip joint, see the girl fully clothed, get your expectations (but not much else) up, yet before you can say “Santanico Pandemonico” we are dragged away into the most ridiculously looking fist fight scene between chavvy drug dealers in white track suits and hysterically laughing vampires. Seriously, this is by far the most amateurish looking part of the film yet. Imagine a bunch of school kids trying to choreograph a fight scene, and you get the picture. Well, also add the very same kids writing the accompanying dialogue.
Seriously, now I am starting to get annoyed. This better improve soon.
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